Me: You know that bruise on my eye?
Me: It’s not a bruise. I think I’m getting a stye.
Me: I’ve never had one before. Have you?
Tim: No, I just know they’re really huge and ugly and painful and don’t go away for weeks and weeks.
Me: Oh. Do you know how to get rid of them?
Tim: No, that’s all I know.
Sometimes, it’s just better to turn to Google.