Awkward Moment (23 + 4)

Dispatch: Rear End to Brain. 8.10am. Front stairs, Taylor & Francis.

Urgent: your trousers are falling down. Repeat: your trousers are FALLING DOWN. Alert! Alert!

Response: Brain to Rear End.

Silly. Course they’re not – there’s a belly band in the way. Are you sure?

Response: Rear End to Brain.

GET TO A TOILET PRONTO, IDIOT.

PS: These trousers are now on the No List, if you hadn’t already gathered.

End Dispatch.

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