You know that light sensitivity thing you’ve been getting so good at? I’m really sorry about the torch. It was Daddy’s idea. Hope your retinas are still in one piece.
Sorry as well about the constant hiccups. Have you tried drinking amniotic fluid upside down?
Oh, what did you think to that egg and cress sandwich? I was pleasantly surprised, myself.
PS: nice work on the acrobatics. You’re going to be the bendiest little gymnast baby outside of the former Soviet Union. Dream big, my love.