Predicted

It says a lot about my lifestyle choices that my phone’s autocorrect function chooses ‘pasty’ as a more likely alternative to ‘party’.

I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of an old age pensioner.

The Nokia of Unwelcome Home Truths knows I’d take a Cornish pasty over a party any old day of the week.

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