Should Be Written in the Constitution

Me: SHRIEK.

Tim: [downstairs] What? What?!

Me: Just caught sight of my elephant ankles.

Tim: Ok, don’t DO that. You do it all the time.

Me: Look, I have the right to be horrified by my own morbidly obese feet if I want.

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