Signs it’s time to leave the house:
You notice your kid looking at you like this –
– and realise you’ve been performing songs from the Backstreet Boys’ back catalogue, with increasingly over-the-top dance moves, for fifteen minutes. I think I get carried away with a captive audience.
Mind you, he didn’t like it when I stopped.
Time for a walk, I think.
PS – Did you notice he’s getting fat? He totally is!
Also, do you think his eyebrows look kind of ginger? Answers on a postcard.