Either make your entrance gracefully, or go away and I’ll just liquidise his food for the next ten years. Honestly, I would. His sad little red-cheeked face makes me sad.
Incidentally, it very much looks like the first baby dents to break through will be the canines, which I didn’t think was how it went, but never mind. If this is the case, we’ll have a little vampire on our hands until more come through. And don’t think I’ll be able to resist investing in a red-lined baby cape, if so, because I won’t.
Why so sullen, Edward Cullen?