After today’s developments I finally feel like it’s the right time to make this list:
Weird Stuff Timothy Has Eaten On Toast, Part 1:
4. Lemon icing
5. Tomato pasta
6. Chicken noodles
Stuff Timothy Will Not Eat On Toast Under Any Circumstances, Part 1:
Stay tuned: Timothy continues a lifelong campaign to divide all foodstuffs into things that can and cannot be eaten on toast. The latter group is not a large one.
(I am weird about toast too. It needs to be hot, or I can’t eat it. But I write this blog, so I say he is weirder.)