We were forwarded a copy of Henry’s discharge letter from the hospital this morning. No surprises – always pleased to discover that a child of mine is ‘neurodevelopmentally normal’; high-fives all round – except the following:
‘He had mild occipital plagiocephaly’.
Slightly concerned, I googled it. It means:
‘He had a mildly pointy head’.
Don’t take it personally, Henricus. You’d look smashing in a top hat.