Alert: sitting is for nerds. Stand up like a man, why don’t you? Whether you’re wearing pants or not.

Favourite places to stand include: places that are slippery, places that are near sharp edges, places that move suddenly, places that are covered in germs, and places that are the oven.

Favourite places for me to have a heart-attack: all of the above.



(Pee Ess: Bring Up The Bodies. Oh gosh. Oh, my giddy aunt. Oh Thomas, what have you done?! Opinions tomorrow.)


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